Re: How can I deal with a food stealer?
Article: 7360 of alt.hackers From: email@example.com.EDU.AU (Adam Eberbach) Newsgroups: alt.hackers Subject: Re: How can I deal with a food stealer? Date: 13 Feb 1995 03:30:57 GMT Organization: Comp Sci, RMIT, Melbourne, Australia Lines: 23 Approved: moderator Message-ID: firstname.lastname@example.org NNTP-Posting-Host: arcadia.cs.rmit.edu.au NNTP-Posting-User: adam X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL1] Status: RO
Eric Hietala (email@example.com) wrote: : Subject: How can I deal with a food stealer? : I share a freezer/fridge/microwave at work. Someone on the night shift : is taking some of my frozen food, once or twice a week. So far they have : taken burritos and small pizzas. On a small pizza, concealment is difficult. However, you could easily add some truly deadly chilli - Some of those incredibly nasty little green ones, maybe even take out the seed and just use that. On a burrito you have so many more possibilities. You could collect dead flies and fill one up with the bodies, or perhaps a cockroach? Better still, secrete a small sack of blue food dye in there somewhere. With a bit of luck it will drip down his chin too :-) There are so many other possibilities. Cut some 30-gauge wire into < 1mm pieces, and mix it with the burrito filling. Add superglue to the pastry so it just won't let go. Touch powder? electricity? No obhack, just fun suggestions. Sorry. -- Adam Eberbach, Computer Science graduate, RMIT. firstname.lastname@example.org